Top 10 things that I like worrying about:
10. Aliens invading Earth.
9. Zombies attacking my neighborhood.
8. Democracy is a sham. The elites will forever control the masses.
7. Huge asteroid throwing civilization into chaos.
6. Three guys following me home after a road rage incident.
5. Astoundingly stealthy man creeping into the house and stealing Sammy into the night.
4. Global warming brings on a premature ice age. People are forced to immigrate to the tropics.
3. Having to defend my family from drug addicted robbers.
2. The Yellowstone super volcano erupts causing panic and looting at all the Wal Marts.
1. Superflu killing off 99.999% of Earth's human populations.
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11. Vivir por fin en una sociedad democratica (=hegemonica) y no hay nada porque luchar.
-maru
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